The Human Centipede III Teaser Trailer

Teaser Trailer out now, third installment of the horror perversion out May 22nd.

Time Once Again for the Human Centipede! 

Why they need a make a third round of this grotesquely out of control monstrosity of a perversion is pretty obvious… People like ass to mouth. Yes, that is my conclusion and I’m standing by it. 

I put off reviewing the part two because, to be quite honest, I’ve been trying to forget about it. The first film is rather good and presented an extremely original idea. The second was just more of the same only grosser.

That’s okay, they can’t really go too much further can they?

Wait… a 500-person human centipede? WTF.

Releases in theatres and VOD (Video on Demand) May 22nd. 

The Human Centipede III Teaser Trailer

Teaser Trailer out now, third installment of the horror perversion out May 22nd.

Time Once Again for the Human Centipede! 

Why they need a make a third round of this grotesquely out of control monstrosity of a perversion is pretty obvious… People like ass to mouth. Yes, that is my conclusion and I’m standing by it. 

I put off reviewing the part two because, to be quite honest, I’ve been trying to forget about it. The first film is rather good and presented an extremely original idea. The second was just more of the same only grosser.

That’s okay, they can’t really go too much further can they?

Wait… a 500-person human centipede? WTF.

Releases in theatres and VOD (Video on Demand) May 22nd. 

Bedtime!

“Okay everyone, it’s time to go to bed. Coordinate and we’ll get there that much faster. Ready? Right hand…left hand…right hand…left hand…”

All three section coordinating as one. Ass to mouth and still working together. The horror!
The Human Centipede (2009)

Make-Out with Violence

Zombies Need Love Too

high school guy finds girl dead, tied to a tree. shes a zombie and he tries to play house. If you found the remains of your high school crush hanging out in a field what would you do? You’d take her home, feed her, wash her, dress her up and play house with her, right?

This movie suffers from what I like to call storyline schizophrenia. It can’t decide what type of movie it wants to be – zombie horror or John Hughes horror.

I actually enjoyed the relationships between the living characters better than the dead girl infatuation. In fact, if you removed the undead storyline altogether it wouldn’t hurt the movie at all.

Q: Is this a good film?
A: Eh, yes and no. If your looking for a horror film then your not going to get it.

Q: Is this a good date movie?
A: If you want your date to think your deep and artistic, just be prepared for them to fall asleep.

Q: Is there nudity in this movie?
A: None whatsoever. Its an indie film about 17 year old kids sorrow, not a shallow tits and ass film! (insert sarcasm where applicable)

Q: Is this another necrophilia themed movie? (see my Dead Girl review)
A: Nope, this is closer to Wes Craven’s 1986 horror film Deadly Friend – subtract the horror and add a lot of teen melodrama.

Q: Is this a zombie film?
A: Well there is a zombie in the film, does that count?

Make-Out with Violence

Zombies Need Love Too

high school guy finds girl dead, tied to a tree. shes a zombie and he tries to play house. If you found the remains of your high school crush hanging out in a field what would you do? You’d take her home, feed her, wash her, dress her up and play house with her, right?

This movie suffers from what I like to call storyline schizophrenia. It can’t decide what type of movie it wants to be – zombie horror or John Hughes horror.

I actually enjoyed the relationships between the living characters better than the dead girl infatuation. In fact, if you removed the undead storyline altogether it wouldn’t hurt the movie at all.

Q: Is this a good film?
A: Eh, yes and no. If your looking for a horror film then your not going to get it.

Q: Is this a good date movie?
A: If you want your date to think your deep and artistic, just be prepared for them to fall asleep.

Q: Is there nudity in this movie?
A: None whatsoever. Its an indie film about 17 year old kids sorrow, not a shallow tits and ass film! (insert sarcasm where applicable)

Q: Is this another necrophilia themed movie? (see my Dead Girl review)
A: Nope, this is closer to Wes Craven’s 1986 horror film Deadly Friend – subtract the horror and add a lot of teen melodrama.

Q: Is this a zombie film?
A: Well there is a zombie in the film, does that count?

Dead Girl (2008) Raw Review

Necrophilia Was Never So Disturbing. 


So what would you do if you found a sexy, naked, dead woman chained to a bed in the basement of an abandoned mental hospital?

Seriously, what would you do? She looks alive but isn’t. Does that mean the normal rules of law and order, not to mention morality, don’t apply to your actions?

Well this is the premise the audience is presented with in this film. You could argue that it glorifies rape, bondage, and sociopathic behavior in young people; or you could just watch the movie for its entertainment value. The movie is definitely graphic and disturbing at times. Not as disturbing as Human Centipede but close enough. Don’t get too wrapped up in analyzing this film, just enjoy it for what it is – a horror movie with an incredibly original idea and great execution.

Dead girl, movie, review, zombie, necrophilia, horror, thriller, high school
What is necrophilia? 


Q: Is this a good movie?

A: A solid storyline and decent acting make this quite a good film. Recommend you see it at least once. 

Q: Is this a good date movie?

A: Only if your date gets turned on by necrophilia.

Q: Is there nudity in it?

A: Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Gratuitous sex and nudity.

Q: Is this a zombie film?


A: I suppose technically it is but not a traditional zombie film.

Q: Where can I see it?

A: Blu-ray and dvd. I saw it for sale at Best Buy awhile back.

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The Human Centipede [First Sequence]

Three People Connected By One Digestive Tract…WTF? 

The Human Centipede is all about WTF moments.  

This is an extremely unsettling film in which a mad scientist decides to create a human centipede by connecting three people together ass-to-mouth. Now there is nothing inherently wrong with going ass-to-mouth, if you’re in the heat of passion. Sure it’s a little perverted but hormones rule from time to time.

In the case of Centipede, ass-to-mouth is all about creating one interconnected human lifeform. The disturbing nature of this film will probably fly right over the head of the happy-go-lucky film viewer who likes the SAW, Hostel, and other torture porn style horror films. I found this movie rather difficult to watch the first time around and for good reason. Filmmaker Tom Six places in front of you an idea that in reality is completely plausible – if someone were really sick enough to attempt it.

Yes, that’s what I said, the idea is plausible. What’s more, the screenwriter takes the concept seriously, establishing a strong narrative and deftly tackling the challenge of making three people cease to be individuals and instead a three sectioned life form that need to work together to survive.

There are a few scenes that will have veteran movie buffs cringing and a finally that is well worth the wait. I’ll just say that you don’t want to be the middle section.

Body Horror at it's most disturbing, the human centipede connects three people ass-to-mouth via their digestive tract.

Q: Is this a good movie?

A: Yes, surprisingly well made and well acted.

Q: Is there nudity in this movie?

A: Yep, but if you get off on watching this then you’ve got some serious issues.

Q: Is this a good date movie?

A: Um…. I going to go with probably not. Now if you do see it on a date and you both enjoy it then you’ve probably found a keeper.

Q: Where can I see it?

A: I recommend Netflix instant view, but I’m sure you can rent it also.

Q: Isn’t there a sequel?

Yep, but it’s even grosser and more disturbing that this one. Beware. 

The Human Centipede [First Sequence]

Three People Connected By One Digestive Tract…WTF? 

The Human Centipede is all about WTF moments.  

This is an extremely unsettling film in which a mad scientist decides to create a human centipede by connecting three people together ass-to-mouth. Now there is nothing inherently wrong with going ass-to-mouth, if you’re in the heat of passion. Sure it’s a little perverted but hormones rule from time to time.

In the case of Centipede, ass-to-mouth is all about creating one interconnected human lifeform. The disturbing nature of this film will probably fly right over the head of the happy-go-lucky film viewer who likes the SAW, Hostel, and other torture porn style horror films. I found this movie rather difficult to watch the first time around and for good reason. Filmmaker Tom Six places in front of you an idea that in reality is completely plausible – if someone were really sick enough to attempt it.

Yes, that’s what I said, the idea is plausible. What’s more, the screenwriter takes the concept seriously, establishing a strong narrative and deftly tackling the challenge of making three people cease to be individuals and instead a three sectioned life form that need to work together to survive.

There are a few scenes that will have veteran movie buffs cringing and a finally that is well worth the wait. I’ll just say that you don’t want to be the middle section.

Body Horror at it's most disturbing, the human centipede connects three people ass-to-mouth via their digestive tract.

Q: Is this a good movie?

A: Yes, surprisingly well made and well acted.

Q: Is there nudity in this movie?

A: Yep, but if you get off on watching this then you’ve got some serious issues.

Q: Is this a good date movie?

A: Um…. I going to go with probably not. Now if you do see it on a date and you both enjoy it then you’ve probably found a keeper.

Q: Where can I see it?

A: I recommend Netflix instant view, but I’m sure you can rent it also.

Q: Isn’t there a sequel?

Yep, but it’s even grosser and more disturbing that this one. Beware.